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Post by Gage Brenner on Jul 3, 2008 4:53:30 GMT -8
Granted, Washington blows up.
I wish I had uber-hackz.
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Matrim
Sophomore
The Shield
Vice-Captain of St. Paragon's Enforcement Squad
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Post by Matrim on Jul 3, 2008 19:21:25 GMT -8
Granted, but then you get recruited by Anonymous, and before you know it you're abducted by the Curch of Scientology. Tell Tom Cruise I said "Nanu Nanu" He'll understand.
I wish Buffy seasons 1 & 2 would hurry up and get here already.
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Riley
Freshman
The Wandering Spirit
Life is but a passing dream, but the death that follows is eternal.
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Post by Riley on Jul 3, 2008 20:05:14 GMT -8
Granted, but then you find out there's limited copies available.
I wish I understood math.
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Post by Jeremy on Jul 4, 2008 0:55:31 GMT -8
Granted, but then you dont understand anything else for the rest of your life.
I wish i was a kid again
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Post by Gage Brenner on Jul 4, 2008 12:19:05 GMT -8
Granted, You are now considered TOO SHORT FOR THIS SITE.
I wish I had some food.
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Post by Austin on Jul 4, 2008 12:27:08 GMT -8
granted, but it tastes terrible.
I wish I knew what Rock Howards Qi was so I can determine if Matrim Gallagher is effected by it!
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Nurse Emma
Medical Staff 
Made of Awesome
"I wasn't hired for my observation skills..."
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Post by Nurse Emma on Jul 5, 2008 6:49:05 GMT -8
Granted, but then you find out it had to do with his stats:
Here's an interesting way to use stats. It's a bit of foreshadowing. Stats when in bed, shower, etc.
STR-
How hard you can thrust/pump. (Males)
How hard you can ride/grind. How hard you can squeeze those muscles. (Females)
DEX-
How fast you can thrust/pump. (Males)
How hard you can ride/grind. (Females)
CON-
Your sexual endurance. Whether if you're going to feel sore or not the next day. Meaning the amount of time to "bust."
INT-
Your sexual knowledge.
WIS-
Sexual experience, foreplay, oral.
Knowing when to pull out. (Males)
CHA-
Getting your partner to do whatever you want. Your CHA must be higher than your partner's INT.
-Dr. Xing
I wish Mat has a good day.
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Matrim
Sophomore
The Shield
Vice-Captain of St. Paragon's Enforcement Squad
Posts: 264
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Post by Matrim on Jul 5, 2008 15:52:05 GMT -8
Granted, but it's this Mat.
=D
I wish I had some privacy.
*angry face*
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Post by Gage Brenner on Jul 6, 2008 8:51:55 GMT -8
Granted, you are now wearing the world's most repellant shirt! That never comes off..EVER!
I wish..Hum..
I wish I had more threads?
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Alex
Sophomore
The Flame Master[/color]
Don't look back...
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Post by Alex on Jul 6, 2008 15:29:47 GMT -8
Granted, but no one replies to them.
I wish I had a Wii.
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Matrim
Sophomore
The Shield
Vice-Captain of St. Paragon's Enforcement Squad
Posts: 264
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Post by Matrim on Jul 6, 2008 15:35:17 GMT -8
granted, but then Nintendo comes out with an even better gaming system ten minutes after, and nobody makes wii games ever again.
I wish I had a time card for my WoW account.
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Nurse Emma
Medical Staff
Made of Awesome
"I wasn't hired for my observation skills..."
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Post by Nurse Emma on Jul 6, 2008 16:15:30 GMT -8
Granted, but then WoW's servers crash forever.
I wish I could crash my sister's wedding without being killed.
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Post by Gage Brenner on Jul 6, 2008 17:03:26 GMT -8
Granted, you take ME to your sisters wedding and claim you're getting married to a blond rich kid.
That'll do it.
I wish I had a peanut butter sandwich.
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Matrim
Sophomore
The Shield
Vice-Captain of St. Paragon's Enforcement Squad
Posts: 264
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Post by Matrim on Jul 7, 2008 1:57:29 GMT -8
granted, but then you instantly become addicted to peanuts.
I wish I had a Midi/USB cable to connect my Roland keyboard to my iMac.
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Jeremiah Sykes
Freshman
The Bruce Lee of Hulks
I'm The Shadow known only by one name...Death.
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Post by Jeremiah Sykes on Jul 7, 2008 8:59:13 GMT -8
Granted, but your computer crashes immediatly afterward. I wish i had a faster computer STR- How hard you can thrust/pump. (Males) How hard you can ride/grind. How hard you can squeeze those muscles. (Females) DEX- How fast you can thrust/pump. (Males) How hard you can ride/grind. (Females) CON- Your sexual endurance. Whether if you're going to feel sore or not the next day. Meaning the amount of time to "bust." INT- Your sexual knowledge. WIS- Sexual experience, foreplay, oral. Knowing when to pull out. (Males) CHA- Getting your partner to do whatever you want. Your CHA must be higher than your partner's INT. -Dr. Xing Hahaha...funny |
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