CORRUPT A WISH!!!!!

[Matrim]

OK PARTY PEOPLE!

If you want EPIC! I'll give you EPIC!
^_^

Okay, it goes a little some thing like this:

The first person makes a wish (Which will be me).
Any wish, like you just summoned the great dragon from Dragonball Z!

* Angels break out in immaculate chorus!!! *
DRAGONBALLZ Y

Okay so u whip your wish out like this thread owes you money.
THEN!
listen carefully.
THEN!

The next person that posts will FIRST corrupt that wish made in the post before.

Then in that same post you make your own wish.

Do it in that order or so help me god i'll find out where you live and send you an angry letter. I Know an Iraqi who is an IT management guy who can easily get me your info!

well not easily but he can.

No need to qoute the person before, cuz it will just flow in order.
dont corrupt any wishes earlier than the post before you or I'll tea bag you in the next post we're in together.
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T_T
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I did it to my last GF.
I'll do it to you.

FEAR THE TEA BAGGING FEAR IT!

OH! and ANYTHING goes.

oh and plz keep it funny i will be using this thread as my entertainment on my usual bored out days.

Okay, okay.
Now I'll post an example so it's crystal clear, and the chances of you screwing up is minimal.

by the way...... this is a complete rip off of Demon Sabir's post in 253...... God I wish Omer were here...... and Katie......


sad day.......

;_;

[The Doctor]

I wish I had every season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer so I could watch through them, and Angel this summer.

[Matrim]

Granted, but then every DVD player in your home self destructs from the pure awesomeness which is Buffy the Vampire slayer.

I wish I had a girlfriend!

[Myou Hikari]

granted, but turns out she is a he

i wish my sister wasnt here

[Matrim]

Granted, but she took all your computers with her.

I wish I had a band to play shows with again.

[Myou Hikari]

granted but they suck

i wish i had more courage

[Matrim]

granted, but then your courage causes you to do stupid things just to prove your courage, ending with you in the hospital, comatose.

I wish somebody would come over and keep me company while I puppy sit.

[Riley]

Granted, but the person will end up stealing your puppy.

I wish I didn't have to go to summer school.

[Marquise]

Granted, but then Fall Winter and Spring are spent at school 7 days a week with no holiday breaks.

I wish I had a job.

[Gage Brenner]

Granted, your job crushes you. You die.

I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish.

[Nurse Emma]

granted, but then all the water in the world evaporates.

I wish I had a record deal.

[Gage Brenner]

Granted, your record comes out but the record studio blows up.

I wish for nothing.

[The Doctor]

Granted, but then you realize that you actually wanted something after it's too late to change your mind.

I wish I had something to do.

[Darien]

Granted, but you find out the thing you need to do is please a gay man in the worst way possible

I wish my dog hadnt died a few years ago

[Riley]

Granted, but your dog will come back as a zombie.

I wish I already had my full driving license.